EXTRA! EXTRA! EXTRA!
In the upcoming patch mages will be able to:
1) Cast Shadow spells and Healing spells
2) Transform into a pillar of frostfire, becoming immune to those elements and getting a 1000% dmg. bonus to spells
3) Create a Popcorn and Coke table and enjoy the show
4) Polymorph any foe into a Murlock, which will turn on your enemies and gobble them up!
5) Practice our famous Mage Whining....
P.S. A more serious thread is in the makings